My Wife's Solution: LB

I was working on a letter of recommendation last night, about 9 pm.

Hadn't noticed that my wife had walked into my office behind me.

Suddenly, she makes this announcement, startling me first with the sound,
and then with the content.

Her announcement: "If I ever catch YOU with a prostitute, remember two words: 'Lorena Bobbitt.'"

Then, she walks out.

If you marry an Italian woman, there are certain consequences, costs to be paid.

But at least one always knows where one stands. Because she'll tell you.