Since we’re no longer allowed to use Barak [redacted] Obama’s original middle name, we need a replacement.
The first two that popped into my mind were “Mary” and “Nancy” but I’d rather not make him replace all his monogrammed hankies. (After all, we've all heard from Michelle how tightly stretched their family budget is, with the barely $500,000/year combined income.)
“Hillary” is much too butch for him to carry off.
But if you’ve ever seen the plurally eponymous movie, “Heather” has the perfect air of rich, spoiled, airheaded social-climbing fashion-plate bimbo.
So how about from now on, we refer to him as Barack Heather Obama?
In a few weeks, he’ll be begging people to start calling him “Hussein” again.
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His wife likes other women?
lolz, apparently so!
Since we’re no longer allowed to use Barak [redacted] Obama’s original middle name, we need a replacement.
The first two that popped into my mind were “Mary” and “Nancy” but I’d rather not make him replace all his monogrammed hankies. (After all, we've all heard from Michelle how tightly stretched their family budget is, with the barely $500,000/year combined income.)
“Hillary” is much too butch for him to carry off.
But if you’ve ever seen the plurally eponymous movie, “Heather” has the perfect air of rich, spoiled, airheaded social-climbing fashion-plate bimbo.
So how about from now on, we refer to him as Barack Heather Obama?
In a few weeks, he’ll be begging people to start calling him “Hussein” again.
"Heather" it is. Ralph wins.
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