Dirty Davey suggests a platform plank, in an email:
A campaign suggestion--commit to a full-term moratorium on rhyming programs.
"Booze it and Lose it", "Click it or Ticket", "Learn and Earn"--we poor
citizens are a bit jaded by the poetry of the state.
So, I guess I'll throw out that stuff on "Never too late....to Masticate!" stuff I was working on. Free dentures for everyone over 110 years old.