Dick Cheney's Erdos number
Yes, he has one, and it's probably lower than yours my friend:
"Cheney's Erdos number is no more than seven. He wrote his American Political Science Review article with Aage Clausen, who has coauthored with Greg Caldeira, who has co-authored with me, who has co-authored with Keith Krebiel, who has co-authored with John Ferejohn, who has co-authored with Peter Fishburn, who has co-authored with Erdos."
The "me" in the above quote is Tim Groseclose, one of the greatest Okies ever, and the quote comes from his awesome new book: "Left Turn: How Liberal Media Bias Distorts the American Mind" which drops tomorrow from St. Martin's press. The book is, as Tyler likes to say, self-recommending.
I could have had an Erdos of five, but I was such a crappy co-author that Tim kicked me off the project.
Update: Tim informs me that I'm not kicked off the project, it's just "indefinitely on hold".