Butt Whoopings

1. Obama 55, Clinton 27. Truly an epic butt-whooping.

2. After three rounds of the Buick Open, Tiger is 18 under (and 8 strokes in the lead), while his nemesis Rory is 14 shots behind.

3. Heat 98 - Pacers 96 (to snap a 15 game losing streak by what has suddenly become the worst team in the Association).

4. Unseeded Jo-Wilfried Tsonga over world #2 Rafa Nadal 6-2, 6-3, 6-2, in the semis of the Australian Open.

5. Related to #1, Edwards pulled in around 18% in SC. What do you call someone who gets their butt whipped by someone who got their butt whipped? KPC friend Steven Taylor suggests toast as the appropriate signifier!