What the heck else was he supposed to do???

I mean, they already took his license and the bar is too far to walk!

New Zealand: Drunk-Mowing Charge

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Published: January 16, 2008

Richard Gunn, 52, was driving a lawn mower down a street in Dargaville late Monday evening when the police stopped him and accused him of driving the mower while drunk, a police spokeswoman said. He had already lost his driver’s license and said he had since been using the lawn mower — top speed 5 miles an hour — to get around. The police impounded the mower for 28 days.

Does this remind anyone else of this? I like this movie.