On IQ, Fables, and the Onion

Article in the WaPo that could have been from the Onion.

cartoon: tablet-carrying Moses looking incredulously toward the heavens.

"Now, let me get this straight," the bearded figure says. "The Arabs get the oil, and we have to cut off the ends of our what?"

I like articles that could have been from the Onion.

(nod to SdM)