High Heels Hurt
High heels more dangerous than sports! They mean more dangerous for women, of course. Shoes are a trap.
Walking in heels: A lesson. Think of your "power center." Tiny woman talks to giant blonde Amazon woman. This may be the most fatuous thing I have ever seen.
But heels are bad for men, too. Some men get hurt chasing after a another man carrying or kicking a ball. But even more men get hurt chasing after women who are wearing high heels.
'Cause they might actually catch up to the woman. And that's how the men get hurt.
(Nod to the Blonde)