Thursday, November 04, 2010

The best column I've read this week

Jeffrey Goldberg chronicles his battles with the "dick-measuring device".

You really must read the whole thing, but here is a teaser:

"Yes, but starting tomorrow, we're going to start searching your crotchal area" -- this is the word he used, "crotchal" -- and you're not going to like it."

"What am I not going to like?" I asked.

"We have to search up your thighs and between your legs until we meet resistance," he explained.

"Resistance?" I asked.

"Your testicles," he explained.

'That's funny," I said, "because 'The Resistance' is the actual name I've given to my testicles."

Finally the TSA has done something useful; provided fodder for an awesome article.

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