Wednesday, November 03, 2010

No habla Sharia

I will sleep much easier now knowing that my fellow Okies have seen fit to amend our state constitution to (1) make English the official state language, and (2) outlaw the practice of Sharia law inside our borders.

Let this message serve as fair warning to all you Spanish-speaking Taliban: Get the hell out and stay the hell out!

4 comments:

Tambopaxi said...

Thanks for the tip, Angus, now I know where to go when I don't want to see (or hear) any Spanish-speaking Taliban...

Angus said...

You're welcome! They are everywhere, so it is nice to know there is at least one sanctuary left in this world.

Richard Stands said...

Maybe it's just a typo. Might have intended to make the practice of charrería illegal. It's possible that Oklahomans are now prevented from riding a horse unless it speaks English. I guess Señor Edwardo is out to stud. Of course. Of course.

Anonymous said...

Wow!!!!